WASHINGTON D.C. – In order to compensate for the federal budget deficit, the Trump Administration has decided to provide SNAP beneficiaries with cat food.
“They should be grateful that they live in a country that would provide them with such a delicacy, at the expense of the American taxpayer. I mean, have you ever seen what picky eaters house cats are? If it’s good enough for them, it’s good enough for low income Americans,” Sarah Huckabee Sanders explained in a press briefing.
“We will only provide our citizens with the best cat food,” Sanders assured the press. “This is top quality Royal Canin. SNAP beneficiaries should be grateful. Seriously, have you ever tried this stuff?” Sanders asked, as she proceeded to hand out samples to members of the press.
Journalists from Fox News proceeded to devour the samples with gusto, agreeing that they had never tasted anything so delicious.
“It’s a pity that such delightful dishes will be wasted on the less fortunate,” one reporter was quoted as saying, as he licked his lips with satisfaction. “But it speaks to the benevolence of this administration, that President Trump would offer them such a fine meal.”