All posts tagged "Trump"
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1.4K1PoliticsFrance Asks U.S. to Return Statue Of Liberty
PARIS — On Sunday morning, French President Emmanuel Macron made a formal request for the United States to return The Statue of...
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993PoliticsBone Spurs Prevent Trump from Attending Military Parade Honoring Veterans
WASHINGTON D.C. – A speech by President Trump, scheduled for November 11th at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, has been canceled...
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1.4KPoliticsDonald Trump’s Penis Signals Dystopian Future
WASHINGTON D.C. – During the GOP Primary Debate in March of last year, Americans anxiously anticipated an insightful, rigorous discussion of policy...
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1.8KScience & TechnologyIs Trumpism a Cult?
After several months of Trump’s outlandish demagoguery, disgraceful political attacks, and generally abhorrent behavior, it is time that America ask the question:...
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1.3KPoliticsMan in Coma for Ten Years Requests to be Put Back Under
ST. FRANCIS HOSPITAL, NEW YORK – Javier Vasquez, a man who recently awoke from a coma, after a nearly fatal car accident...
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1.0KPoliticsTo Sean Spicer’s Tenure as Press Secretary: A Fuckeulogy
My Dearest Spicey, Spiceman, Spicerino, We will all dearly miss you. Although your career as White House Press Secretary was brief, one...
