All posts tagged "Trump"
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47PoliticsWe Asked Alexa to List Trump’s Lies, Chaos Ensued
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — We at The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) were curious about how many provable falsehoods President Trump has told,...
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166PoliticsThe Millennial Snowflake Endorses Trump 2020
APRIL FOOLS!
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193PoliticsTSA Agent Bids Cocaine Smuggler ‘Welcome Aboard’ Amid Govt Shutdown
RONALD REAGAN WASHINGTON NATIONAL AIRPORT — Andrew Harrison, who works for the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), reportedly welcomed a cocaine smuggler aboard...
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943PoliticsWhite House Stockpiles Paper Towels Ahead of Florence
WASHINGTON D.C. — As Florence looms over the Carolina coast, President Trump released a statement on Wednesday, to reassure those in the...
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2.9KPoliticsTrump Moves to Pass Legislation Denying Businesses Right to Refuse Service to The Soulless
At the behest of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the former founder of the now defunct Trump Airlines, Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka,...
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1.8K1PoliticsTrump Demands Northern Border Wall to Keep Out ‘Snow Mexicans’
WASHINGTON D.C. – Amid escalating tensions with Justin Trudeau over trade policy, Trump has demanded that Canada fund a wall along the...
