All posts tagged "Trump"
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242Top StoryTrump Supporter Bemoans ‘Fall of Western Civilization’ over Plate of Tikka Masala
MOBILE, ALABAMA – “The first time I saw an Indian restaurant in Mobile, I couldn’t believe muh eyes. I thought, ‘Is this...
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593PoliticsAn Ed Hardy-wearing Joe Biden Tells “Babyback B***h” Trump to Meet Him on White House South Lawn
Followed by a cloud of Axe cologne, an Ed Hardy-wearing Joe Biden swaggered over to the White House South Lawn to “throw...
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584PoliticsBetter Late Than Never: Trump Family Welcomes Presidential Pet Vlad the Vulture
There was something noticeably absent from the Trump White House and many took it as a direct reflection of the Presidential Family....
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560PoliticsDonald Trump on U.S. Relations with Wakanda: It’s A Shithole Country
WASHINGTON D.C. — On Wednesday morning Donald Trump fielded questions from several prominent media outlets. He was asked about the Russia probe,...
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346PoliticsTrump Administration to SNAP Beneficiaries: ‘Let Them Eat Cat Food’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In order to compensate for the federal budget deficit, the Trump Administration has decided to provide SNAP beneficiaries with...
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1.7KPoliticsClimate Scientists Predict Next Report Will Be Ignored
A recent study revealed that all of the water pouring off Earth’s melting ice sheets is actually making the oceans heavier and...
