All posts tagged "Trump"
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139PoliticsTSA Agent Bids Cocaine Smuggler ‘Welcome Aboard’ Amid Govt Shutdown
RONALD REAGAN WASHINGTON NATIONAL AIRPORT — Andrew Harrison, who works for the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), reportedly welcomed a cocaine smuggler aboard...
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909PoliticsWhite House Stockpiles Paper Towels Ahead of Florence
WASHINGTON D.C. — As Florence looms over the Carolina coast, President Trump released a statement on Wednesday, to reassure those in the...
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2.8KPoliticsTrump Moves to Pass Legislation Denying Businesses Right to Refuse Service to The Soulless
At the behest of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the former founder of the now defunct Trump Airlines, Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka,...
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1.6K1PoliticsTrump Demands Northern Border Wall to Keep Out ‘Snow Mexicans’
WASHINGTON D.C. – Amid escalating tensions with Justin Trudeau over trade policy, Trump has demanded that Canada fund a wall along the...
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346Top StoryTrump Supporter Bemoans ‘Fall of Western Civilization’ over Plate of Tikka Masala
MOBILE, ALABAMA – “The first time I saw an Indian restaurant in Mobile, I couldn’t believe muh eyes. I thought, ‘Is this...
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682PoliticsAn Ed Hardy-wearing Joe Biden Tells “Babyback B***h” Trump to Meet Him on White House South Lawn
Followed by a cloud of Axe cologne, an Ed Hardy-wearing Joe Biden swaggered over to the White House South Lawn to “throw...
