All posts tagged "the millennial snowflake"
-
1.6KLocalGod Confirms He Did in Fact Create Yoga Pants; Blames Satan for Selfie Sticks and Squiggly Eyebrows
HEAVEN — The Lord God Almighty confirmed late Thursday evening that he did in fact create yoga pants. “Adam wouldn’t stop staring...
-
2.2KTop StoryHillary Clinton Meets with Fellow Pantsuit Enthusiast, Kim Jong Un
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – As nuclear conflict looms over the Korean Peninsula, President Trump has run out of diplomatic options. Increasingly desperate,...
-
2.2KLocalStudy Links Biting Other People’s Nails to Family Trauma
ATLANTA — A shocking new study conducted by the Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) found that people who bite other people’s nails...
-
2.0KTechLonely, Horny Girl Fake Profile No Longer Working, Internet Scammer Tries Out New “Happily Taken” Online Persona
KIEV, UKRAINE — Internet scammer Sergiy Emelianenko lamented the serious dropoff in his catfishing success rates as lonely, horny girl fake profiles...
-
1.5KBusinessHis Romper, Your Girl: Why You Might Not Be the Only One Romping Around in Her Bedroom
Men’s rompers took the internet by storm earlier this year, becoming the viral fashion sensation of 2017. Initially, the romper was seen...
-
2.5KLocalSTUDY: Girls Who Quote Marilyn Monroe 400% More Likely To Fake A Pregnancy To Keep A Partner Around
In a new study released by the Millennial Snowflake Research Center, it’s estimated that girls who quote Marilyn Monroe are 400% more...
