All posts tagged "the millennial snowflake"
-
224LocalOpinion: Millennials are KILLING the Doorbell Industry with Texting
NEW ORLEANS — After roughly a century in operation, Moreau Doorbells will finally close up shop. In an interview, the CEO of...
-
3.1KEntertainmentSnoop Dogg to Play Flounder in Live Action Remake of Little Mermaid
Burbank, CA — In a press conference on Sunday, Disney announced that the company would cast legendary rapper Snoop Dogg as Flounder...
-
1.4KPoliticsTrump Military Parade to Feature Journalists Being Ejected from Helicopters
WASHINGTON D.C. — On the eve of President Trump’s controversial military parade, an anonymous White House staffer told The Millennial Snowflake that...
-
758LocalDad Scoffs at Idea of Tooth Fairy, Still Believes in Trickle Down Economics
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON — After six year old Spencer Johnson’s tooth fell out, he could hardly contain his excitement. “The Tooth Fairy is...
-
9951EntertainmentBrazzers to Release Asexual Pornography
MONTREAL, CANADA — On Tuesday, Feras Antoon, the CEO of Brazzers’ parent company, MindGeek, announced that Brazzers will begin producing films catered...
-
733PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
