All posts tagged "the millennial snowflake"
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955Politics‘Heads Will Roll:’ Millennials Unveil Guillotine Rental Business
NEW YORK CITY — Is your labor being exploited? Is it finally time to seize the means of production at YOUR workplace?...
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496LocalOpinion: Millennials are KILLING the Doorbell Industry with Texting
NEW ORLEANS — After roughly a century in operation, Moreau Doorbells will finally close up shop. In an interview, the CEO of...
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3.7KEntertainmentSnoop Dogg to Play Flounder in Live Action Remake of Little Mermaid
Burbank, CA — In a press conference on Sunday, Disney announced that the company would cast legendary rapper Snoop Dogg as Flounder...
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1.7KPoliticsTrump Military Parade to Feature Journalists Being Ejected from Helicopters
WASHINGTON D.C. — On the eve of President Trump’s controversial military parade, an anonymous White House staffer told The Millennial Snowflake that...
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999LocalDad Scoffs at Idea of Tooth Fairy, Still Believes in Trickle Down Economics
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON — After six year old Spencer Johnson’s tooth fell out, he could hardly contain his excitement. “The Tooth Fairy is...
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1.5K1EntertainmentBrazzers to Release Asexual Pornography
MONTREAL, CANADA — On Tuesday, Feras Antoon, the CEO of Brazzers’ parent company, MindGeek, announced that Brazzers will begin producing films catered...
