All posts tagged "the millennial snowflake"
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458PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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1.1KLocalKavanaugh to Celebrate SCOTUS Confirmation with Massive Kegger
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation to the Supreme Court, the newly appointed Justice has decided to throw a “totally...
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608Top StoryStudy Shows Women Have Happier Relationships When Their Partners Become A Vibrator
Think that your girlfriend likes it when you send her that good morning text? Think she likes it when you bring her...
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1.4KPoliticsTrump Aides Panic as ‘Niger’ Repeatedly Appears on Teleprompter
WASHINGTON D.C. – On Tuesday, President Trump gave an update on the investigation into a deadly attack in Niger last fall, during...
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498LocalStudy Finds Valentine’s Day More Dangerous Than 4th of July
Naturally, many would assume that July Fourth, the most explosive holiday next to New Year’s, is the most dangerous. As it turns...
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466LocalCalifornia Man Requests ‘Religious Exemption’ from Work
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA – Stan Henley, a server at In-N-Out Burger, called into his boss on April 20th, to seek a religious...
