All posts tagged "Politics"
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839PoliticsDelusional Old Man Wanders Aimlessly through G20 Summit
HAMBURG, GERMANY – This year’s contentious G20 Summit, marred by violent protests and anger from all sides of the political spectrum, had...
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770PoliticsFuture Congressional Baseball Games to Replace Bats with Bazookas
By: Carl Sweat IV WASHINGTON D.C. – Following the tragic shooting of Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA), the Republican controlled House of Representatives...
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912EntertainmentChinese Censors Ban Winnie The Pooh Over Hidden Episode
BEIJING, CHINA – Recently, Chinese censors have decided to ban the popular children’s classic, “Winnie The Pooh,” from all internet and televised...
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1.1KEntertainment4/10 Americans Still Waiting on Ashton Kutcher to Let the Nation Know It’s Been Punk’d
ATLANTA — A recent poll conducted by The Millennial Snowflake showed that roughly 40% of Americans are still waiting on Ashton Kutcher...
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1.1KPoliticsPacifist Brawls with Vegan at Peace Rally
SAN FRANCISCO — In an effort to protest a police shooting, hundreds of people gathered in the Bay Area. What was supposed...
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957PoliticsMike Pence Pays Out Of Pocket To Fund Research To Prove Gays Go To Hell
WASHINGTON D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence has elected to personally fund research at his alma mater Purdue University to definitively prove...
