All posts tagged "Politics"
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1.0KPoliticsO.J. Simpson To Be Appointed White House Advisor On Violence Against Women
WASHINGTON D.C. – At a White House press conference, President Trump announced that he will appoint Orenthal James Simpson, better known as...
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959PoliticsScaramucci Plans to Sue the Devil for Violating Contract
THE BOWELS OF HELL. – Upon facing what many would call the “Week from Hell,” Scaramucci has decided to sue Satan, Prince...
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1.1KPoliticsTo Sean Spicer’s Tenure as Press Secretary: A Fuckeulogy
My Dearest Spicey, Spiceman, Spicerino, We will all dearly miss you. Although your career as White House Press Secretary was brief, one...
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1.0KPoliticsAnthony Scaramucci’s Wife, Deidre Ball, Will Receive Spine in Divorce
MANHASSET, NEW YORK – Anthony Scaramucci’s wife, who filed for divorce on July 24th, will receive his spine as part of the...
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1.1KLocalThe Adventures of Hobo Trump (Episode 1: Pigeons)
The year is 2021. After a crippling stock market crash caused by President Trump’s failed economic policies, he filed for bankruptcy and...
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846PoliticsPrime Minister May Forms Coalition with Swarm of Locusts
By: Carl Sweat IV LONDON – Following a stunning upset in the June 8th General Election, Prime Minister Theresa May has assured...
