All posts tagged "Politics"
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917LocalLocal Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...
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533PoliticsDonald Trump’s Penis Signals Dystopian Future
WASHINGTON D.C. – During the GOP Primary Debate in March of last year, Americans anxiously anticipated an insightful, rigorous discussion of policy...
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795Science & TechnologyIs Trumpism a Cult?
After several months of Trump’s outlandish demagoguery, disgraceful political attacks, and generally abhorrent behavior, it is time that America ask the question:...
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723PoliticsWhite House Vampire, Stephen Miller, Defends Bloodsucking Immigration Policy
WASHINGTON D.C. – Stephen Miller, Senior Policy Advisor for the Trump Administration and notorious vampire, held a press conference in defense of...
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521PoliticsWar “Super Relieved” Government Focused On Cutting Healthcare
WASHINGTON DC — Both Republicans and Democrats have been mired in chaos in the recent weeks as Trump made an aggressive push...
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940PoliticsMan in Coma for Ten Years Requests to be Put Back Under
ST. FRANCIS HOSPITAL, NEW YORK – Javier Vasquez, a man who recently awoke from a coma, after a nearly fatal car accident...
