All posts tagged "NFL"
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384PoliticsNFL to Mandate Bellamy Salute to Flag
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – In a press conference on Wednesday, NFL Commissioner Roger Godell announced that all players will be...
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427LocalSeattle Seahawks Defensive End Michael Bennett Guilty of Looking Big, Black, and Scary Says Las Vegas PD
LAS VEGAS — NFL defensive end Michael Bennett was taken to the ground and forcibly cuffed after the Mayweather – McGregor fight...
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488BusinessHeartwarming! New England Patriots Being Renamed The New England Kaepernicks
Foxborough, MA — ‘Wild’ Bill Belichick and Good Ol’ Bobby Kraft stunned reporters Thursday afternoon as they announced that the New England...
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394BusinessRobotic Roger Goodell Announces NFL’s New Five-Strikes Domestic Abuse Policy For Star Players To Crowd of Inferior Humanoids
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell experienced wiring malfunctions earlier in the day, but his robot technicians reconfigured his wiring in time for the...
