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NFL to Mandate Bellamy Salute to Flag

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – In a press conference on Wednesday, NFL Commissioner Roger Godell announced that all players will be...

Michael Bennett, a victim of police brutality and NFL superstar, poses for the camera.

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Seattle Seahawks Defensive End Michael Bennett Guilty of Looking Big, Black, and Scary Says Las Vegas PD

LAS VEGAS — NFL defensive end Michael Bennett was taken to the ground and forcibly cuffed after the Mayweather – McGregor fight...

Colin Kaepernick peacefully protests police brutality in America by kneeling during the pledge of allegiance.

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Heartwarming! New England Patriots Being Renamed The New England Kaepernicks

Foxborough, MA — ‘Wild’ Bill Belichick and Good Ol’ Bobby Kraft stunned reporters Thursday afternoon as they announced that the New England...

Roger Goodell explains NFL's new domestic violence policy.

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Robotic Roger Goodell Announces NFL’s New Five-Strikes Domestic Abuse Policy For Star Players To Crowd of Inferior Humanoids

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell experienced wiring malfunctions earlier in the day, but his robot technicians reconfigured his wiring in time for the...

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NFL to Mandate Bellamy Salute to Flag

Seattle Seahawks Defensive End Michael Bennett Guilty of Looking Big, Black, and Scary Says Las Vegas PD

Heartwarming! New England Patriots Being Renamed The New England Kaepernicks

Robotic Roger Goodell Announces NFL’s New Five-Strikes Domestic Abuse Policy For Star Players To Crowd of Inferior Humanoids

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