All posts tagged "millennials"
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1.1KPolitics‘Heads Will Roll:’ Millennials Unveil Guillotine Rental Business
NEW YORK CITY — Is your labor being exploited? Is it finally time to seize the means of production at YOUR workplace?...
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560LocalOpinion: Millennials are KILLING the Doorbell Industry with Texting
NEW ORLEANS — After roughly a century in operation, Moreau Doorbells will finally close up shop. In an interview, the CEO of...
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970Top StoryPope Francis Edits Bible to Make Pronouns Gender Neutral
In an effort to make the Holy Bible more “culturally current,” Pope Francis has taken it upon himself to edit it. He...
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1.1KBusinessUnited Airlines Now Offering In-Flight Tranquilizers Whether You Like it or Not
CHICAGO — According to sources in the commercial aviation sector, United Airlines will begin offering in-flight tranquilizers administered by their flight attendants...
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3.7KBusinessNew iOS Update Eliminates Voicemail Feature Because Millennials Don’t Leave Any
Apple will issue an iOS update that will eliminate the voicemail feature from the iPhone, citing the fact that millennials do not...
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803BusinessMillennial Dating: How Car Sex is Saving Gen-Y A Fortune
A recent poll conducted by The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) showed that the vast majority of millennials are no longer ‘doing...
