All posts tagged "millennials"
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515Top StoryPope Francis Edits Bible to Make Pronouns Gender Neutral
In an effort to make the Holy Bible more “culturally current,” Pope Francis has taken it upon himself to edit it. He...
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744BusinessUnited Airlines Now Offering In-Flight Tranquilizers Whether You Like it or Not
CHICAGO — According to sources in the commercial aviation sector, United Airlines will begin offering in-flight tranquilizers administered by their flight attendants...
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3.3KBusinessNew iOS Update Eliminates Voicemail Feature Because Millennials Don’t Leave Any
Apple will issue an iOS update that will eliminate the voicemail feature from the iPhone, citing the fact that millennials do not...
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441BusinessMillennial Dating: How Car Sex is Saving Gen-Y A Fortune
A recent poll conducted by The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) showed that the vast majority of millennials are no longer ‘doing...
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406LocalReport: 100% of Millennials Prefer Communism…Should We End Them?
According to a shocking new study by The Millennial Snowflake Research Center, 100% of millennials prefer communism over capitalism. For many, this...
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15.3KLocalMillennial Woman Decides Purpose “Being Rather Than Doing Per Se”
SAN DIEGO — Becky Cremlin learned from her horoscope that “one particular secret (she’s) always wondered about — something you’ve never really...
