All posts tagged "millennial snowflake"
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1.7KLocalHe Doesn’t Use Emojis and Other Signs He’s Probably A Sociopath
Amanda James became gravely concerned when her boyfriend Reggie Knox practically refused to send emojis in any of his texts. By all...
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2.5KLocalReport: Thanksgiving Meal Took a Racist Turn Out of Fucking Nowhere
MILTON, GEORGIA — The turkey was cooked to near perfection, the cranberry sauce was just the right amount of sweet, the corn...
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4.9KPoliticsGroundbreaking Study Links Forgetfulness to Perjury
TUCSON — A shocking study conducted by The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) linked forgetfulness to the act of perjury. The MSRC...
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957LocalReport: 100% of Millennials Prefer Communism…Should We End Them?
According to a shocking new study by The Millennial Snowflake Research Center, 100% of millennials prefer communism over capitalism. For many, this...
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8.8K1Top StoryReport: Marijuana Use Linked to Being The Coolest Kid in School
A new study by the Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) reports that marijuana use is linked to being the coolest kid in...
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1.0KScience & TechnologyNew Study Finds We’re All Just Fleshy Sacks of Water Affected by Words and Vibrations
Dr. Masaru Emoto, a Japanese author and researcher believes that water is a “blueprint of our reality,” which can be literally restructured...
