All posts tagged "millennial snowflake"
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362LocalCalifornia Man Requests ‘Religious Exemption’ from Work
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA – Stan Henley, a server at In-N-Out Burger, called into his boss on April 20th, to seek a religious...
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347LocalReport: 90% of Man Scouts Stronger, Mentally Superior to Boy Scouts
A shocking new study proves that the vast majority of man scouts are physically and mentally superior to boy scouts. In fact,...
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1.6KTechOpen Letter to Jeff Bezos: Buy Twitter and Ban a Certain User
Dear Mr. Bezos, We at The Millennial Snowflake would like to take a break from our coverage of breaking news, in order...
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1.3KPoliticsWar On Easter: Crazed Liberals Take Easter Bunny Hostage
The United States of America, a country that’s overwhelmingly Christian, is engaged in spiritual warfare. Its people are under attack — by...
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422SportsReport: 76% of Olympic Athletes Hopeful They Can Win Parent’s Love
Researchers at the Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC), interviewed hundreds of Olympic athletes and found that a staggering 76% are hopeful that...
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530Top StoryReport: 1253 Instagram Users Caught in Thirst Trap
Instagram employees reluctantly called in a rescue team this weekend to save 1,253 users who were caught in a thirst trap and...
