Saturday afternoon, Heaven officially reached its 144,000 person max capacity. The chosen few must maintain a standard of faith and good conduct,...
HEAVEN — The Lord God Almighty confirmed late Thursday evening that he did in fact create yoga pants. “Adam wouldn’t stop staring...
BETHLEHEM – Following the release of a controversial manifesto by The Council of Biblical Manhood and Womanhood, which harshly condemns homosexuality and...
DES MOINES, IOWA – While scrolling through his Facebook newsfeed, normally a deluge of cat photos and passive aggressive status updates, Matthew...
BETHLEHEM – When God created the internet, He hoped that the new method of communication would allow His faithful congregation to praise...