All posts tagged "Featured"
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1.5KLocalHow You Can Use This Whole Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse Thing to Justify Your Batshit Crazy Behavior Based On Your Horoscope
Mars is making its closest approach to Earth in 15 years, right as the full moon blushes red in the longest blood...
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393Top StoryNew Report Finds Sliding On Hardwood Floors While Playing Air Guitar In Footie Pajamas Fastest-Rising Cause of Adult Deaths In United States
ATLANTA, GA — Shedding light on the dangers of jamming too hard, a new report published Wednesday found that the fastest-rising cause...
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415LocalStudy Finds Valentine’s Day More Dangerous Than 4th of July
Naturally, many would assume that July Fourth, the most explosive holiday next to New Year’s, is the most dangerous. As it turns...
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2.6KPoliticsTrump Moves to Pass Legislation Denying Businesses Right to Refuse Service to The Soulless
At the behest of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the former founder of the now defunct Trump Airlines, Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka,...
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664EntertainmentSay What?! Steven Tyler is an Uber Driver?
It was long-rumored that Steven Tyler, the lead singer of rock band Aerosmith has been driving for the ridesharing company Uber. Los...
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283PoliticsQUIZ: Can You Tell the Difference Between a Pharisee and an Evangelical Conservative?
Only 20% of Americans who take this quiz can tell the difference between a pharisee and an evangelical conservative. Do you think...
