All posts tagged "Featured"
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214PoliticsMueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...
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215EntertainmentNetflix to Release ‘Big House,’ Starring Lori Loughlin
LOS GATOS, CALIFORNIA — Following her highly publicized arrest in the recent college admissions scandal, Netflix has decided to release a new...
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444PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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335LocalA Brief History and A Glimpse Into The Future of Atlanta
2012: Atlantans pretend to be rich because we are just a bunch of hillbillies who don’t want to admit to a middle...
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179LocalPathetic Beta Gets A Side of Shame with His Sad Salad
Frequent customers of the salad chain Salad Tosser report that Donathan Jildo, a pathetic beta, ordered a sad salad indicative of a...
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1761PoliticsTrump Settles for Large ‘KEEP OUT’ Sign Along Southern Border
WASHINGTON D.C. — In his speech at the Rose Garden, President Trump announced that the longest shutdown in United States history will...
