All posts tagged "Donald Trump"
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1.3KPoliticsMelania Trump Faces Deportation Under New Point-Based Immigration Policy
WASHINGTON DC — Today President Donald Trump announced his support for a bill designed to drastically cut down legal immigration and replace...
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839PoliticsDelusional Old Man Wanders Aimlessly through G20 Summit
HAMBURG, GERMANY – This year’s contentious G20 Summit, marred by violent protests and anger from all sides of the political spectrum, had...
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2.3KPoliticsTrump Sues Burger King For Using His Image In Revamped Tiny Hands, Big Burger Ad Campaign
MIAMI — Advertising executives at Burger King headquarters have found themselves stuck in between the proverbial rock and a hard place. The...
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1.6KPoliticsTrump Announces Legendary Hacker Jayden K. Smith Will Head the U.S.-Russia Cybersecurity Unit
WASHINGTON DC — Despite a maelstrom of criticism comparing the idea to letting the fox watch the chicken coop, Donald Trump has...
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1.1KPoliticsTrump Says Becoming President has Strained His Long-Standing Friendship with Putin
WASHINGTON — Outside of the Senate chamber, a throng of media caught up to President Donald Trump. Nearly all present inquired about...
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802Top StoryCIA Raids Kathy Griffin’s Home; Finds White House Blueprints
LOS ANGELES — The image of celebrity comic and author Kathy Griffin holding what appears to be the severed and bloodied head...
