WASHINGTON D.C. — During a press conference on Wednesday, President Trump revealed that his penis is circumcised, in order to “proudly display...
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a tweetstorm on Monday afternoon, President Trump claimed that it will “rain spiders” if he loses his 2020...
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...
WASHINGTON D.C. — On the eve of President Trump’s controversial military parade, an anonymous White House staffer told The Millennial Snowflake that...
WESTMINSTER, UK — In an emotional speech on Friday, Theresa May stepped down as British Prime Minister, effective June 7th. One of...
WASHINGTON D.C. — In his speech at the Rose Garden, President Trump announced that the longest shutdown in United States history will...