All posts tagged "Donald Trump"
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1761PoliticsTrump Settles for Large ‘KEEP OUT’ Sign Along Southern Border
WASHINGTON D.C. — In his speech at the Rose Garden, President Trump announced that the longest shutdown in United States history will...
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1.1KLocalKavanaugh to Celebrate SCOTUS Confirmation with Massive Kegger
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation to the Supreme Court, the newly appointed Justice has decided to throw a “totally...
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917LocalLocal Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...
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678PoliticsTrump Instructs Cabinet to Order Two Years of Frozen Dinners and ‘Lay Low’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In the past few weeks, protesters have interrupted numerous cabinet members and prominent Republicans during dinner. In response, President...
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1.0KPoliticsTrump and Kim Play ‘F#@k, Marry, Kill’
SINGAPORE – In order to ease tensions prior to denuclearization talks, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un played a rousing game of “Fuck,...
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420LocalSatirists Struggle to Cover FLOTUS’ Self-Parodying ‘Be Best’ Campaign
WASHINGTON D.C. – Upon witnessing Melania Trump’s speech about her new cyberbullying campaign, satirists all over the country seemed perplexed and dejected....
