All posts tagged "Donald Trump"
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862LocalKavanaugh to Celebrate SCOTUS Confirmation with Massive Kegger
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation to the Supreme Court, the newly appointed Justice has decided to throw a “totally...
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825LocalLocal Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...
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626PoliticsTrump Instructs Cabinet to Order Two Years of Frozen Dinners and ‘Lay Low’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In the past few weeks, protesters have interrupted numerous cabinet members and prominent Republicans during dinner. In response, President...
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709PoliticsTrump and Kim Play ‘F#@k, Marry, Kill’
SINGAPORE – In order to ease tensions prior to denuclearization talks, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un played a rousing game of “Fuck,...
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391LocalSatirists Struggle to Cover FLOTUS’ Self-Parodying ‘Be Best’ Campaign
WASHINGTON D.C. – Upon witnessing Melania Trump’s speech about her new cyberbullying campaign, satirists all over the country seemed perplexed and dejected....
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365Top StoryWHCA: ‘We Apologize that Power was Held Accountable in Room Full of Journalists’
WASHINGTON D.C – After Michelle Wolf’s scathing evisceration of the Trump Administration, the White House Correspondents Association (WHCA), issued a formal apology....
