All posts tagged "Donald Trump"
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278PoliticsBen and Jerry’s Releases ‘Smocking Hot Covfefe’ Ice Cream
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...
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1.4KPoliticsTrump Military Parade to Feature Journalists Being Ejected from Helicopters
WASHINGTON D.C. — On the eve of President Trump’s controversial military parade, an anonymous White House staffer told The Millennial Snowflake that...
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487Politics‘This is Bollocks:’ May Bemoans Upcoming Meeting with Trump
WESTMINISTER, UK — In an emotional speech on Friday, Theresa May stepped down as British Prime Minister, effective June 7th. One of...
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2461PoliticsTrump Settles for Large ‘KEEP OUT’ Sign Along Southern Border
WASHINGTON D.C. — In his speech at the Rose Garden, President Trump announced that the longest shutdown in United States history will...
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1.2KLocalKavanaugh to Celebrate SCOTUS Confirmation with Massive Kegger
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation to the Supreme Court, the newly appointed Justice has decided to throw a “totally...
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987LocalLocal Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...
