MOSCOW, IDAHO — The Midterm Election is upon us, so we at The Millennial Snowflake decided to journey to Idaho, to speak...
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CHICAGO, IL — The polarizing provocateur and rapper-turned fashion mogul Kanye West announced that he will look to add another credential to...
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