The Millennial Snowflake

Canadian Murderer Eulogizes Victim at Funeral

’13 Reasons Why’ Season 2 to Feature ‘Zombified’ Hannah Baker

Satirists Struggle to Cover FLOTUS’ Self-Parodying ‘Be Best’ Campaign

Kim Jong Un Pinky Swears Not to Invade South Korea

Trump Supporter Bemoans ‘Fall of Western Civilization’ over Plate of Tikka Masala

WHCA: ‘We Apologize that Power was Held Accountable in Room Full of Journalists’

BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West Might be a Bit of a Douchebag

Report: Stoner Uses Self As Test Subject for Possibility of Overdosing on Marijuana; Very High and Hungry But Still Alive

California Man Requests ‘Religious Exemption’ from Work

Study: Starbucks More Addictive Than Marijuana; Without it Users “Can’t Even”

Mark Zuckerberg Tearfully Admits Only Reason Facebook Collected Data Was So He Could “Learn to Think Like a Human”

Report: 90% of Man Scouts Stronger, Mentally Superior to Boy Scouts