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Ocasio-Cortez Calls for Wall Street Executives to be Placed in Gulags
New Policy Will Detain Migrant Children in Bouncy Castles
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Trump Demands Northern Border Wall to Keep Out ‘Snow Mexicans’
Trump and Kim Play ‘F#@k, Marry, Kill’
Muslim Delicatessen Criticized for Refusing to Serve Pork and Beer
101 Year Old Woman Announces Secret to Longevity: ‘Shove Pinecones into Your Rectum’
Department of Health and Human Services Blames Losing Track of 1,500 Migrant Children on Tooth Fairy and Own Indifference