The Millennial Snowflake

California Man Requests ‘Religious Exemption’ from Work

Open Letter to Jeff Bezos: Buy Twitter and Ban a Certain User

War On Easter: Crazed Liberals Take Easter Bunny Hostage

Russian Satirist Breaks into Cold Sweat as He Pens Putin Article

An Ed Hardy-wearing Joe Biden Tells “Babyback B***h” Trump to Meet Him on White House South Lawn

Jeff Bezos Breaks Into Abandoned Toys R Us, Tells Ghost Story of The Boy Whose Parents Wouldn’t Get Him A Toy But Now He Can Buy The World

Toys “R” Us Sell ‘Adult Toys’ in Effort to Revamp Sales

Report: 8/10 Americans More Certain They’ve Got A Wee Bit of Irish In ‘Em As St. Patty’s Day Approaches

Jar of Martin Shkreli’s Tears Sells for 57 Times its Market Value

Oh, Yessssss! New Species of Kinky Snake Likes Being Stepped On

Struggling to Hire in Tightening Job Market, Companies Relaxing Drug Policies; Chaz Thinks This Is A Dope Idea

Better Late Than Never: Trump Family Welcomes Presidential Pet Vlad the Vulture