The iconic toy seller Toys R Us will close down all 800 locations throughout the U.S. after plunging roughly $5 billion dollars...
WAYNE, NEW JERSEY – In a last ditch effort to save his company from bankruptcy, Toys “R” Us CEO Dave Brandon has...
In a recent questionnaire sent out by Ancestry.com, 8/10 Americans surveyed claimed they have a wee bit of Irish in their ancestry....
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK – On Friday, Martin Shkreli, otherwise known as “Pharma Bro,” openly wept in court, as he received his sentence...
FORKS, WASHINGTON — Researchers discovered a new species of snake aptly named the “kinky” snake for its instinct to slither into position...
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Russian Satirist Breaks into Cold Sweat as He Pens Putin Article
An Ed Hardy-wearing Joe Biden Tells “Babyback B***h” Trump to Meet Him on White House South Lawn
Jeff Bezos Breaks Into Abandoned Toys R Us, Tells Ghost Story of The Boy Whose Parents Wouldn’t Get Him A Toy But Now He Can Buy The World
Toys “R” Us Sell ‘Adult Toys’ in Effort to Revamp Sales
Report: 8/10 Americans More Certain They’ve Got A Wee Bit of Irish In ‘Em As St. Patty’s Day Approaches
Jar of Martin Shkreli’s Tears Sells for 57 Times its Market Value
Oh, Yessssss! New Species of Kinky Snake Likes Being Stepped On
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