KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game featuring Thanos and Ant-Man.
Reportedly, the game allows you to control Ant-Man, as he maneuvers his way through Thanos’ insides. The player’s goal is to journey to Thanos’ rectum, before having Ant-Man expand, thereby defeating Thanos and saving the galaxy.
“We thought that this would be a wonderful way for players to interact with beloved comic book characters,” Shuntaro Furukara, CEO of Nintendo, told The Millennial Snowflake. “It also offers an inside glimpse into one of Marvel’s most notorious villains.”
“Don’t you think it’s a bit….crude? Juvenile?”
“No, no, no. We at Nintendo only provide the most sophisticated of gaming experiences: From plumbers taking magic mushrooms to giant apes throwing barrels, we have always prided ourselves on our ability to tell meaningful, relatable stories through the gaming medium.”
The game also features a two player mode, in which one player controls Thanos, and attempts to disrupt Ant-Man’s odyssey through the digestive tract.