Local Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man in a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat crossing the street.

“I really just don’t agree with their lifestyle choices, and I wish they wouldn’t be so flamboyant,” Mattis told The Millennial Snowflake, when referring to wearers of the iconic red caps.

“I mean, it’s one thing to have political beliefs, but to strut about and throw them in everyone’s faces? It makes us all very uncomfortable. I wish they wouldn’t turn supporting Trump into their entire identity. It’s just so….unnatural.”

In response, several Trump supporters have made it clear to Mattis that they are proud of who they are, and in what they believe.

“We’re here, we’re deplorable, get used to it!” several protesters chanted outside of his CVS Pharmacy on Thursday.

“You know, I sometimes wonder if they should be allowed to get married or raise children,” Mattis casually told us. “I mean, can you imagine how screwed up they will be? Kids need a moral authority in their lives.”

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