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486TechNew Study Shows Your Subjective Experience of Reality is Actually Objectively True
CAMBRIDGE, MA — After listening to multiple emotionally-charged anecdotes from dozens of reliable sources, Harvard researchers have concluded that a subjective experience...
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473LocalTeen Has Aux Cord Privileges Revoked By Friends
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472Science & TechnologyNorth Korea One-Ups China, Teleports Defector Into Orbit
PYONGYANG — According to the North Korean People’s Tribune, after Chinese scientists successfully teleported a photon over a distance of 300 miles...
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711EntertainmentVirgin Foils Own Plot To Get Laid At DragonCon
MARIETTA, GA — Kal Ender created an elaborate plan to have sexual intercourse at DragonCon 2017. The twenty-seven year old has been...
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LONDON — The world’s largest diamond company The De Beers Group of Companies sells over a third of the global rough diamond...