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426LocalReport: On Independence Day, Charles Darwin Watched Natural Selection at Work from Hell
7TH LAYER OF HELL – According to infernal sources, this Independence Day, Charles Darwin enthusiastically spectated from Hell, as natural selection took...
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457LocalStudy Finds Valentine’s Day More Dangerous Than 4th of July
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4.0KPoliticsOcasio-Cortez Calls for Wall Street Executives to be Placed in Gulags
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At the behest of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the former founder of the now defunct Trump Airlines, Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka,...
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733EntertainmentSay What?! Steven Tyler is an Uber Driver?
It was long-rumored that Steven Tyler, the lead singer of rock band Aerosmith has been driving for the ridesharing company Uber. Los...