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1.3KPoliticsTrump Aides Panic as ‘Niger’ Repeatedly Appears on Teleprompter
WASHINGTON D.C. – On Tuesday, President Trump gave an update on the investigation into a deadly attack in Niger last fall, during...
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2.8KLocalSurvey: 96% of Pro-Life Activists Don’t Care about Children
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – Recently, the Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) conducted a survey, in order to deduce pro-life activists’ opinions on childrearing....
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1.7KLocalHow You Can Use This Whole Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse Thing to Justify Your Batshit Crazy Behavior Based On Your Horoscope
Mars is making its closest approach to Earth in 15 years, right as the full moon blushes red in the longest blood...
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1.0KLocalOPINION: I Make $100M per Year, and Democratic Socialism is Bad
SCARSDALE, NEW YORK – As a wealthy businessman, who pulled himself up by his bootstraps and a sizable trust fund, I can...
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871LocalLocal Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...