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4371LocalTrump Supporter Furious His Cousin Can’t Get an Abortion
CANTON, GEORGIA — On Saturday, Allen Edwardson learned that his cousin Jennifer was pregnant. “It was a real shock. She was just...
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742PoliticsWe Asked Alexa to List Trump’s Lies, Chaos Ensued
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — We at The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) were curious about how many provable falsehoods President Trump has told,...
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535PoliticsThe Millennial Snowflake Endorses Trump 2020
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333EntertainmentNintendo Releases Game Featuring Ant-Man and Thanos
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game...
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393PoliticsMueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...