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837BusinessMark Zuckerberg Tearfully Admits Only Reason Facebook Collected Data Was So He Could “Learn to Think Like a Human”
WASHINGTON — A tearful Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook’s embattled CEO, apologized in his testimony to the House Energy and Commerce Committee Wednesday for...
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347LocalReport: 90% of Man Scouts Stronger, Mentally Superior to Boy Scouts
A shocking new study proves that the vast majority of man scouts are physically and mentally superior to boy scouts. In fact,...
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1.6KTechOpen Letter to Jeff Bezos: Buy Twitter and Ban a Certain User
Dear Mr. Bezos, We at The Millennial Snowflake would like to take a break from our coverage of breaking news, in order...
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1.3KPoliticsWar On Easter: Crazed Liberals Take Easter Bunny Hostage
The United States of America, a country that’s overwhelmingly Christian, is engaged in spiritual warfare. Its people are under attack — by...
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398PoliticsRussian Satirist Breaks into Cold Sweat as He Pens Putin Article
MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Sergei Viktorov, former Editor in Chief of the Russian satire outlet,The Daily Borscht, recently spoke to The Millennial Snowfla....