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829LocalLocal Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...
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446Top StoryNew Report Finds Sliding On Hardwood Floors While Playing Air Guitar In Footie Pajamas Fastest-Rising Cause of Adult Deaths In United States
ATLANTA, GA — Shedding light on the dangers of jamming too hard, a new report published Wednesday found that the fastest-rising cause...
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323LocalLocal Man Courageously Rejects ‘Male’ Scented Hygiene Products
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN – Charles Durmer, a 27 year old Starbucks barista, recently decided that he would no longer use any scented hygiene...
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629PoliticsTrump Instructs Cabinet to Order Two Years of Frozen Dinners and ‘Lay Low’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In the past few weeks, protesters have interrupted numerous cabinet members and prominent Republicans during dinner. In response, President...
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2.3KPoliticsDisgraceful! ‘Progressive’ Ocasio-Cortez Not Listed as Organ Donor
THE BRONX, NEW YORK – Constituents in New York’s 14th District were shocked to learn that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the progressive upstart candidate...