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1.0KLocalWoman Demands to ‘Speak to Manager’ of Area 51
LINCOLN COUNTY, NEVADA — After a much publicized raid on Area 51, one participant, Becky Davis, told The Millennial Snowflake that she...
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443LocalLocal Farmer Suddenly Warms Up to Idea of Welfare State
MAYSVILLE, KENTUCKY — Robert Doverman, a wheat and tobacco farmer from a small community in rural Kentucky, recently sat down with The...
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536PoliticsTrump Reveals Circumcised Penis in ‘Show of Support’ for Israel
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a press conference on Wednesday, President Trump revealed that his penis is circumcised, in order to “proudly display...
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701PoliticsTrump: ‘If I Lose in 2020, It Will Rain Spiders for at Least a Month’
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a tweetstorm on Monday afternoon, President Trump claimed that it will “rain spiders” if he loses his 2020...
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380Top StoryEl Paso Shooter Claims Inspiration from Super Mario World
EL PASO, TEXAS — In the wake of the shooting in El Paso, suspect Patrick Crusius reportedly told investigators that he was...