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424LocalLocal Farmer Suddenly Warms Up to Idea of Welfare State
MAYSVILLE, KENTUCKY — Robert Doverman, a wheat and tobacco farmer from a small community in rural Kentucky, recently sat down with The...
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512PoliticsTrump Reveals Circumcised Penis in ‘Show of Support’ for Israel
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a press conference on Wednesday, President Trump revealed that his penis is circumcised, in order to “proudly display...
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664PoliticsTrump: ‘If I Lose in 2020, It Will Rain Spiders for at Least a Month’
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a tweetstorm on Monday afternoon, President Trump claimed that it will “rain spiders” if he loses his 2020...
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362Top StoryEl Paso Shooter Claims Inspiration from Super Mario World
EL PASO, TEXAS — In the wake of the shooting in El Paso, suspect Patrick Crusius reportedly told investigators that he was...
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499PoliticsBen and Jerry’s Releases ‘Smocking Hot Covfefe’ Ice Cream
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...