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1.5KEntertainmentKanye West Announces He Will Run for Presidency on Pro-Slavery Platform in 2020
CHICAGO, IL — The polarizing provocateur and rapper-turned fashion mogul Kanye West announced that he will look to add another credential to...
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1.2KPoliticsGOP Questions Relevance of Kavanaugh’s ‘Baby Eating Phase’
WASHINGTON D.C. — Shortly following revelations surrounding Brett Kavanaugh’s alleged sexual assault at age 17, new accusations have emerged regarding him stalking...
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909PoliticsWhite House Stockpiles Paper Towels Ahead of Florence
WASHINGTON D.C. — As Florence looms over the Carolina coast, President Trump released a statement on Wednesday, to reassure those in the...
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352PoliticsUnvaccinated Baby Suffers Midlife Crisis
PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA — Eugene Bevens, a one year old from Silicon Valley, seems to be struggling with his own mortality. His...
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354Top StoryStudy Shows Women Have Happier Relationships When Their Partners Become A Vibrator
Think that your girlfriend likes it when you send her that good morning text? Think she likes it when you bring her...