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148PoliticsKim Jong Un Pinky Swears Not to Invade South Korea
DEMILITARIZED ZONE, KOREA – Following historic negotiations regarding denuclearization, both leaders of the Korean peninsula have returned to their respective capitals, in...
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250Top StoryTrump Supporter Bemoans ‘Fall of Western Civilization’ over Plate of Tikka Masala
MOBILE, ALABAMA – “The first time I saw an Indian restaurant in Mobile, I couldn’t believe muh eyes. I thought, ‘Is this...
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233LocalPolyamorous, Vegan Disappointed By Shortage of Poly-Veg Facebook Groups
Polyamorous vegan Michael Fleming was reportedly extremely disappointed by the shortage of poly-veg Facebook groups. “There have to be more of us...
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249Top StoryWHCA: ‘We Apologize that Power was Held Accountable in Room Full of Journalists’
WASHINGTON D.C – After Michelle Wolf’s scathing evisceration of the Trump Administration, the White House Correspondents Association (WHCA), issued a formal apology....
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321EntertainmentBREAKING NEWS: Kanye West Might be a Bit of a Douchebag
HIDDEN HILLS, CALIFORNIA — In the wake of Kanye West’s avowed support for President Trump, fans are beginning to wonder whether West...