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429PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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286Top StoryMomo: Vaccinate Your Kids and I Will Leave Them Alone
Recently, we at The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) became aware of “The Momo Challenge.” According to media reports, “Momo” contacts children...
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326LocalA Brief History and A Glimpse Into The Future of Atlanta
2012: Atlantans pretend to be rich because we are just a bunch of hillbillies who don’t want to admit to a middle...
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177LocalPathetic Beta Gets A Side of Shame with His Sad Salad
Frequent customers of the salad chain Salad Tosser report that Donathan Jildo, a pathetic beta, ordered a sad salad indicative of a...
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1741PoliticsTrump Settles for Large ‘KEEP OUT’ Sign Along Southern Border
WASHINGTON D.C. — In his speech at the Rose Garden, President Trump announced that the longest shutdown in United States history will...