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331LocalAlabama Woman Becomes Anti-Vaxxer after Learning of Unwanted Pregnancy
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA — On Wednesday, Governor Kay Ivey signed the nation’s most restrictive abortion ban into law. For Sheldon and Colleen McGregor,...
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331LocalTrump Supporter Furious His Cousin Can’t Get an Abortion
CANTON, GEORGIA — On Saturday, Allen Edwardson learned that his cousin Jennifer was pregnant. “It was a real shock. She was just...
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644PoliticsWe Asked Alexa to List Trump’s Lies, Chaos Ensued
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — We at The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) were curious about how many provable falsehoods President Trump has told,...
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419PoliticsThe Millennial Snowflake Endorses Trump 2020
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237EntertainmentNintendo Releases Game Featuring Ant-Man and Thanos
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game...