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425PoliticsCentrist Convinced that ‘All Extremes are Bad’
MOSCOW, IDAHO — The Midterm Election is upon us, so we at The Millennial Snowflake decided to journey to Idaho, to speak...
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573LocalShocking New Study Reveals Face Tattoos Sign of Impulsive Decision-Making
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what many are calling the single most shocking study of the 21st century, Harvard researchers found that people...
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700LocalTerrifying! Man Makes Eye Contact with Fellow Subway Passenger
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991LocalKavanaugh to Celebrate SCOTUS Confirmation with Massive Kegger
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation to the Supreme Court, the newly appointed Justice has decided to throw a “totally...
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CHICAGO, IL — The polarizing provocateur and rapper-turned fashion mogul Kanye West announced that he will look to add another credential to...