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134PoliticsTrump Announces Death of Wicked Witch, Body Melted by Water During Raid
Addressing the nation from the White House Sunday morning, Trump described a daring airborne raid by American special operations forces on the...
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545Politics‘Heads Will Roll:’ Millennials Unveil Guillotine Rental Business
NEW YORK CITY — Is your labor being exploited? Is it finally time to seize the means of production at YOUR workplace?...
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967LocalWoman Demands to ‘Speak to Manager’ of Area 51
LINCOLN COUNTY, NEVADA — After a much publicized raid on Area 51, one participant, Becky Davis, told The Millennial Snowflake that she...
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408LocalLocal Farmer Suddenly Warms Up to Idea of Welfare State
MAYSVILLE, KENTUCKY — Robert Doverman, a wheat and tobacco farmer from a small community in rural Kentucky, recently sat down with The...
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495PoliticsTrump Reveals Circumcised Penis in ‘Show of Support’ for Israel
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a press conference on Wednesday, President Trump revealed that his penis is circumcised, in order to “proudly display...