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491PoliticsBen and Jerry’s Releases ‘Smocking Hot Covfefe’ Ice Cream
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...
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432EntertainmentNintendo Releases Game Featuring Ant-Man and Thanos
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game...
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501PoliticsMueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...
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868PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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45PoliticsCoronavirus Tests Positive for Rand Paul
WASHINGTON D.C. — Coronavirus, otherwise known as COVID-19, recently went to the hospital after displaying a series of worrying symptoms. “I recently...
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161PoliticsBiden Begs Young Voters to Stop Looking into His Senate Record: ‘Just Trust Me.’
Jacksonville, FL — During a town hall in Jacksonville on Friday, former Vice President Joe Biden gave a speech, during which he...
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385PoliticsThe Millennial Snowflake Agrees to Make Memes for Bloomberg Campaign
ATLANTA — Recently, we at headquarters received a call from Mike Bloomberg’s presidential campaign. A representative asked our CEO if we would...
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320PoliticsIowa DNC Declares Everyone Winners. Because Why the Fuck Not?
DES MOINES, IOWA — After a long delay in releasing the results of the Iowa caucuses, the Iowa Democratic Party has decided...
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240LocalBillionaires March to Raise Awareness for Affluenza
LOS ALTOS HILLS — Tens of billionaires, along with thousands of paid protestors, descended on Los Altos Hills on Thursday to raise...