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252EntertainmentNintendo Releases Game Featuring Ant-Man and Thanos
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game...
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308PoliticsMueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...
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633PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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425PoliticsAOC Proposes Legislation Requiring License to Carry Bibles Nationwide
WASHINGTON D.C. — On Monday, firebrand freshman Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14) proposed legislation that would require all Christians to carry licenses to...
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952EntertainmentNetflix Announces ‘Dick Pic’ Prank Show: ‘What Would Your Mother Say?’
This week, Netflix’s official YouTube account released the trailer for their upcoming prank reality show, “What Would Your Mother Say?” In each...
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568EntertainmentBrazzers to Release Asexual Pornography
MONTREAL, CANADA — On Tuesday, Feras Antoon, the CEO of Brazzers’ parent company, MindGeek, announced that Brazzers will begin producing films catered...
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762PoliticsBiden to Wear ‘Buster Collar’ to All Future Campaign Events
PHILADELPHIA — Throughout the early stages of his presidential campaign, Joe Biden has received criticism for making female constituents uncomfortable. “The media...
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308Politics‘This is Bollocks:’ May Bemoans Upcoming Meeting with Trump
WESTMINISTER, UK — In an emotional speech on Friday, Theresa May stepped down as British Prime Minister, effective June 7th. One of...