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145PoliticsTrump and Kim Play ‘F#@k, Marry, Kill’
SINGAPORE – In order to ease tensions prior to denuclearization talks, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un played a rousing game of “Fuck,...
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405LocalMuslim Delicatessen Criticized for Refusing to Serve Pork and Beer
DES MOINES, IOWA – Fahri Solak, a deli owner originally from Istanbul, received criticism recently for refusing to serve pork and beer...
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358Local101 Year Old Woman Announces Secret to Longevity: ‘Shove Pinecones into Your Rectum’
SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA – After over a century of healthy living, Celia Downs spoke to The Millennial Snowflake, in order to share her...
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103PoliticsDepartment of Health and Human Services Blames Losing Track of 1,500 Migrant Children on Tooth Fairy and Own Indifference
WASHINGTON D.C. — A top Department of Health and Human Services official admitted to members of Congress that the agency lost track...
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158PoliticsNFL to Mandate Bellamy Salute to Flag
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – In a press conference on Wednesday, NFL Commissioner Roger Godell announced that all players will be...