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275PoliticsBen and Jerry’s Releases ‘Smocking Hot Covfefe’ Ice Cream
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...
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333EntertainmentNintendo Releases Game Featuring Ant-Man and Thanos
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game...
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393PoliticsMueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...
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734PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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127Top StoryEl Paso Shooter Claims Inspiration from Super Mario World
EL PASO, TEXAS — In the wake of the shooting in El Paso, suspect Patrick Crusius reportedly told investigators that he was...
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224LocalOpinion: Millennials are KILLING the Doorbell Industry with Texting
NEW ORLEANS — After roughly a century in operation, Moreau Doorbells will finally close up shop. In an interview, the CEO of...
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441PoliticsMelania Trump Arrested in ICE Raid
WASHINGTON D.C. — According to high ranking Homeland Security officials, First Lady Melania Trump has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement...
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2.1KPoliticsBiden Unveils New Hairstyle Ahead of Second Debate
PHILADELPHIA — On Wednesday, presidential hopeful Joe Biden unveiled his new look, ahead of the 2nd Democratic debate in Detroit later this...