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369PoliticsBen and Jerry’s Releases ‘Smocking Hot Covfefe’ Ice Cream
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...
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363EntertainmentNintendo Releases Game Featuring Ant-Man and Thanos
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game...
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427PoliticsMueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...
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795PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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287Politics‘Heads Will Roll:’ Millennials Unveil Guillotine Rental Business
NEW YORK CITY — Is your labor being exploited? Is it finally time to seize the means of production at YOUR workplace?...
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730LocalWoman Demands to ‘Speak to Manager’ of Area 51
LINCOLN COUNTY, NEVADA — After a much publicized raid on Area 51, one participant, Becky Davis, told The Millennial Snowflake that she...
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330LocalLocal Farmer Suddenly Warms Up to Idea of Welfare State
MAYSVILLE, KENTUCKY — Robert Doverman, a wheat and tobacco farmer from a small community in rural Kentucky, recently sat down with The...
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305PoliticsTrump Reveals Circumcised Penis in ‘Show of Support’ for Israel
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a press conference on Wednesday, President Trump revealed that his penis is circumcised, in order to “proudly display...
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364PoliticsTrump: ‘If I Lose in 2020, It Will Rain Spiders for at Least a Month’
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a tweetstorm on Monday afternoon, President Trump claimed that it will “rain spiders” if he loses his 2020...