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462PoliticsBen and Jerry’s Releases ‘Smocking Hot Covfefe’ Ice Cream
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...
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403EntertainmentNintendo Releases Game Featuring Ant-Man and Thanos
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game...
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481PoliticsMueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...
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846PoliticsReport: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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34LocalBillionaires March to Raise Awareness for Affluenza
LOS ALTOS HILLS — Tens of billionaires, along with thousands of paid protestors, descended on Los Altos Hills on Thursday to raise...
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59PoliticsSanders Touts Tax Plan: ‘It’s This or the Guillotines.’
LOS ANGELES — In a speech on the campaign trail, Sanders issued an ultimatum to billionaires around the country: “It’s this or...
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71PoliticsMassive Walk-in Fridge Installed at 10 Downing Street
WESTMINSTER — Following his decisive election victory on Thursday night, Boris Johnson ordered a large refrigerator to be installed in his residence...
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120PoliticsTrump Announces Death of Wicked Witch, Body Melted by Water During Raid
Addressing the nation from the White House Sunday morning, Trump described a daring airborne raid by American special operations forces on the...
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526Politics‘Heads Will Roll:’ Millennials Unveil Guillotine Rental Business
NEW YORK CITY — Is your labor being exploited? Is it finally time to seize the means of production at YOUR workplace?...