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1.2KThe Millennial Snowflake Agrees to Make Memes for Bloomberg Campaign
ATLANTA — Recently, we at headquarters received a call from Mike Bloomberg’s presidential campaign. A representative asked our CEO if we would...
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1.1KIowa DNC Declares Everyone Winners. Because Why the Fuck Not?
DES MOINES, IOWA — After a long delay in releasing the results of the Iowa caucuses, the Iowa Democratic Party has decided...
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1.3KTrump Announces Death of Wicked Witch, Body Melted by Water During Raid
Addressing the nation from the White House Sunday morning, Trump described a daring airborne raid by American special operations forces on the...
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2.1KTrump Reveals Circumcised Penis in ‘Show of Support’ for Israel
WASHINGTON D.C. — During a press conference on Wednesday, President Trump revealed that his penis is circumcised, in order to “proudly display...
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1.4KEl Paso Shooter Claims Inspiration from Super Mario World
EL PASO, TEXAS — In the wake of the shooting in El Paso, suspect Patrick Crusius reportedly told investigators that he was...
