The Trump Documents
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633Trump Begins Ceremonial Rattlesnake Pardoning
WASHINGTON D.C. – In addition to the famous Thanksgiving tradition, during which the President pardons a turkey from the dinner table, President...
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621Mother of Charlottesville Terrorist Painfully Unaware of Commonalities Between Trump and White Nationalists
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA – After a deadly terror attack at the so-called “Unite the Right” rally on August 12th, the alleged perpetrator, James...
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621Trojan Unveil New Safe Sex Ad Campaign Featuring Trump
EWING, NEW JERSEY – In a nod to left-leaning Millennials, Trojan has decided to release a new ad campaign featuring President Trump,...
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8191France Asks U.S. to Return Statue Of Liberty
PARIS — On Sunday morning, French President Emmanuel Macron made a formal request for the United States to return The Statue of...
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414Trump Approval Rating Soars to 98% Among Neo-Nazis, 87% Among WWE Fans
WASHINGTON DC — Just six months into his young presidency Trump may reach the lowest of the lows of modern presidents. His...
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921Trump Sues Burger King For Using His Image In Revamped Tiny Hands, Big Burger Ad Campaign
MIAMI — Advertising executives at Burger King headquarters have found themselves stuck in between the proverbial rock and a hard place. The...
