The Trump Documents
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916Jeff Sessions has Heated Argument with Girl Scout Troop #4459
Jeff Sessions has yet another enemy in Washington: Girl Scout Troop #4459 of Arlington, VA. This man appears to have a vendetta...
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711Trump Begins Ceremonial Rattlesnake Pardoning
WASHINGTON D.C. – In addition to the famous Thanksgiving tradition, during which the President pardons a turkey from the dinner table, President...
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652Mother of Charlottesville Terrorist Painfully Unaware of Commonalities Between Trump and White Nationalists
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA – After a deadly terror attack at the so-called “Unite the Right” rally on August 12th, the alleged perpetrator, James...
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660Trojan Unveil New Safe Sex Ad Campaign Featuring Trump
EWING, NEW JERSEY – In a nod to left-leaning Millennials, Trojan has decided to release a new ad campaign featuring President Trump,...
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8871France Asks U.S. to Return Statue Of Liberty
PARIS — On Sunday morning, French President Emmanuel Macron made a formal request for the United States to return The Statue of...
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434Trump Approval Rating Soars to 98% Among Neo-Nazis, 87% Among WWE Fans
WASHINGTON DC — Just six months into his young presidency Trump may reach the lowest of the lows of modern presidents. His...
