The Trump Documents
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744Local Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...
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352Satirists Struggle to Cover FLOTUS’ Self-Parodying ‘Be Best’ Campaign
WASHINGTON D.C. – Upon witnessing Melania Trump’s speech about her new cyberbullying campaign, satirists all over the country seemed perplexed and dejected....
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360BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West Might be a Bit of a Douchebag
HIDDEN HILLS, CALIFORNIA — In the wake of Kanye West’s avowed support for President Trump, fans are beginning to wonder whether West...
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373Trump Administration to SNAP Beneficiaries: ‘Let Them Eat Cat Food’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In order to compensate for the federal budget deficit, the Trump Administration has decided to provide SNAP beneficiaries with...
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689General Kelly Gives Trump an Unplugged Nuclear Controller to ‘Destroy North Korea’
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a year of escalating tensions between Washington and Pyongyang, Chief of Staff General Kelly has decided to trick...
