The Trump Documents
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331BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West Might be a Bit of a Douchebag
HIDDEN HILLS, CALIFORNIA — In the wake of Kanye West’s avowed support for President Trump, fans are beginning to wonder whether West...
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356Trump Administration to SNAP Beneficiaries: ‘Let Them Eat Cat Food’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In order to compensate for the federal budget deficit, the Trump Administration has decided to provide SNAP beneficiaries with...
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673General Kelly Gives Trump an Unplugged Nuclear Controller to ‘Destroy North Korea’
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a year of escalating tensions between Washington and Pyongyang, Chief of Staff General Kelly has decided to trick...
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394President Trump Clarifies Campaign Messaging, Says He Wanted to ‘Build a Mall’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an effort to shed light on misunderstandings in regard to his supposedly hateful campaign rhetoric, President Trump ordered...
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718Jeff Sessions has Heated Argument with Girl Scout Troop #4459
Jeff Sessions has yet another enemy in Washington: Girl Scout Troop #4459 of Arlington, VA. This man appears to have a vendetta...
