The Trump Documents
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1.2KTrump Aides Panic as ‘Niger’ Repeatedly Appears on Teleprompter
WASHINGTON D.C. – On Tuesday, President Trump gave an update on the investigation into a deadly attack in Niger last fall, during...
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811Local Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...
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378Satirists Struggle to Cover FLOTUS’ Self-Parodying ‘Be Best’ Campaign
WASHINGTON D.C. – Upon witnessing Melania Trump’s speech about her new cyberbullying campaign, satirists all over the country seemed perplexed and dejected....
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400BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West Might be a Bit of a Douchebag
HIDDEN HILLS, CALIFORNIA — In the wake of Kanye West’s avowed support for President Trump, fans are beginning to wonder whether West...
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402Trump Administration to SNAP Beneficiaries: ‘Let Them Eat Cat Food’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In order to compensate for the federal budget deficit, the Trump Administration has decided to provide SNAP beneficiaries with...
