The Trump Documents
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658General Kelly Gives Trump an Unplugged Nuclear Controller to ‘Destroy North Korea’
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a year of escalating tensions between Washington and Pyongyang, Chief of Staff General Kelly has decided to trick...
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380President Trump Clarifies Campaign Messaging, Says He Wanted to ‘Build a Mall’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an effort to shed light on misunderstandings in regard to his supposedly hateful campaign rhetoric, President Trump ordered...
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692Jeff Sessions has Heated Argument with Girl Scout Troop #4459
Jeff Sessions has yet another enemy in Washington: Girl Scout Troop #4459 of Arlington, VA. This man appears to have a vendetta...
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335Trump Begins Ceremonial Rattlesnake Pardoning
WASHINGTON D.C. – In addition to the famous Thanksgiving tradition, during which the President pardons a turkey from the dinner table, President...
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345Mother of Charlottesville Terrorist Painfully Unaware of Commonalities Between Trump and White Nationalists
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA – After a deadly terror attack at the so-called “Unite the Right” rally on August 12th, the alleged perpetrator, James...
