The Trump Documents
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300Mueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...
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624Report: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
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2031Trump Settles for Large ‘KEEP OUT’ Sign Along Southern Border
WASHINGTON D.C. — In his speech at the Rose Garden, President Trump announced that the longest shutdown in United States history will...
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971White House Stockpiles Paper Towels Ahead of Florence
WASHINGTON D.C. — As Florence looms over the Carolina coast, President Trump released a statement on Wednesday, to reassure those in the...
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1.4KTrump Aides Panic as ‘Niger’ Repeatedly Appears on Teleprompter
WASHINGTON D.C. – On Tuesday, President Trump gave an update on the investigation into a deadly attack in Niger last fall, during...
