Science & Technology
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855REPORT: 12 Year-Old Son currently in Hour 3 of talk about Carburetors with Dad
Timothy Jenkinson, a 7th Grader at Hills Groves Middle School, is being put through the goddamn gauntlet right now listening to his...
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1.1KSolar Eclipse Pay-Per-View Sales Smash Record, Leading to Network Blackout
The total solar eclipse of August 21, 2017 was arguably the most heavily anticipated event of the year. The 7 million people,...
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937Redhead Banned for Life from Sperm Bank
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – Eugene O’Brien, a twenty eight year old Columbia University graduate and prominent lawyer, has been banned...
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2.5KArea Man Pretends to Keep Up in Convo About Quantum Entanglement, Bitcoin, and Other Stuff He Has No Fucking Clue About
ATLANTA — Area man Don Thompson found himself utterly lost and nodding like a bobblehead at a cocktail party in Midtown. Four...
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1.3KMIT Robotics Engineer Tirelessly Works Himself Out of Job
CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS – Noah Walsh, robotics engineer and Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) graduate, has been working exhaustively for years, in order...
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1.6KDonald Trump’s Penis Signals Dystopian Future
WASHINGTON D.C. – During the GOP Primary Debate in March of last year, Americans anxiously anticipated an insightful, rigorous discussion of policy...
