Science & Technology
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539Unvaccinated Baby Suffers Midlife Crisis
PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA — Eugene Bevens, a one year old from Silicon Valley, seems to be struggling with his own mortality. His...
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1.8KHow You Can Use This Whole Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse Thing to Justify Your Batshit Crazy Behavior Based On Your Horoscope
Mars is making its closest approach to Earth in 15 years, right as the full moon blushes red in the longest blood...
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525I Have A Billion Dollar App Idea But Before I Tell You What It Is I Need You To Sign This NDA
I have a billion dollar app idea. But I’m going to need you to sign this non-disclosure agreement before I tell you...
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569Report: Stoner Uses Self As Test Subject for Possibility of Overdosing on Marijuana; Very High and Hungry But Still Alive
DENVER, CO — At 4:20 pm on April 20th, Chaz Dicky used himself as a test subject for the possibility of overdosing on...
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992Mark Zuckerberg Tearfully Admits Only Reason Facebook Collected Data Was So He Could “Learn to Think Like a Human”
WASHINGTON — A tearful Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook’s embattled CEO, apologized in his testimony to the House Energy and Commerce Committee Wednesday for...
