Politics
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2.3KBiden to Wear ‘Buster Collar’ to All Future Campaign Events
PHILADELPHIA — Throughout the early stages of his presidential campaign, Joe Biden has received criticism for making female constituents uncomfortable. “The media...
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1.2K‘This is Bollocks:’ May Bemoans Upcoming Meeting with Trump
WESTMINSTER, UK — In an emotional speech on Friday, Theresa May stepped down as British Prime Minister, effective June 7th. One of...
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1.1KBrexit Party Manifesto Just Photo of Migrant Child Being Spat On
LONDON, UK — After a tumultuous start to their campaign, which included Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage being doused with a milkshake,...
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966Alabama Woman Becomes Anti-Vaxxer after Learning of Unwanted Pregnancy
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA — On Wednesday, Governor Kay Ivey signed the nation’s most restrictive abortion ban into law. For Sheldon and Colleen McGregor,...
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1.0K1Trump Supporter Furious His Cousin Can’t Get an Abortion
CANTON, GEORGIA — On Saturday, Allen Edwardson learned that his cousin Jennifer was pregnant. “It was a real shock. She was just...
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1.5KWe Asked Alexa to List Trump’s Lies, Chaos Ensued
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — We at The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) were curious about how many provable falsehoods President Trump has told,...
