Politics
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1.6KBen and Jerry’s Releases ‘Smocking Hot Covfefe’ Ice Cream
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...
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1.1KMelania Trump Arrested in ICE Raid
WASHINGTON D.C. — According to high ranking Homeland Security officials, First Lady Melania Trump has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement...
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3.7KBiden Unveils New Hairstyle Ahead of Second Debate
PHILADELPHIA — On Wednesday, presidential hopeful Joe Biden unveiled his new look, ahead of the 2nd Democratic debate in Detroit later this...
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2.2KTrump Military Parade to Feature Journalists Being Ejected from Helicopters
WASHINGTON D.C. — On the eve of President Trump’s controversial military parade, an anonymous White House staffer told The Millennial Snowflake that...
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1.4KDad Scoffs at Idea of Tooth Fairy, Still Believes in Trickle Down Economics
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON — After six year old Spencer Johnson’s tooth fell out, he could hardly contain his excitement. “The Tooth Fairy is...
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2.1K1AOC Proposes Legislation Requiring License to Carry Bibles Nationwide
WASHINGTON D.C. — On Monday, firebrand freshman Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14) proposed legislation that would require all Christians to carry licenses to...
