Politics
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233Iowa DNC Declares Everyone Winners. Because Why the Fuck Not?
DES MOINES, IOWA — After a long delay in releasing the results of the Iowa caucuses, the Iowa Democratic Party has decided...
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110Sanders Touts Tax Plan: ‘It’s This or the Guillotines.’
LOS ANGELES — In a speech on the campaign trail, Sanders issued an ultimatum to billionaires around the country: “It’s this or...
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92Massive Walk-in Fridge Installed at 10 Downing Street
WESTMINSTER — Following his decisive election victory on Thursday night, Boris Johnson ordered a large refrigerator to be installed in his residence...
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137Trump Announces Death of Wicked Witch, Body Melted by Water During Raid
Addressing the nation from the White House Sunday morning, Trump described a daring airborne raid by American special operations forces on the...
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547‘Heads Will Roll:’ Millennials Unveil Guillotine Rental Business
NEW YORK CITY — Is your labor being exploited? Is it finally time to seize the means of production at YOUR workplace?...
