Politics
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171Biden Begs Young Voters to Stop Looking into His Senate Record: ‘Just Trust Me.’
Jacksonville, FL — During a town hall in Jacksonville on Friday, former Vice President Joe Biden gave a speech, during which he...
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394The Millennial Snowflake Agrees to Make Memes for Bloomberg Campaign
ATLANTA — Recently, we at headquarters received a call from Mike Bloomberg’s presidential campaign. A representative asked our CEO if we would...
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327Iowa DNC Declares Everyone Winners. Because Why the Fuck Not?
DES MOINES, IOWA — After a long delay in releasing the results of the Iowa caucuses, the Iowa Democratic Party has decided...
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140Sanders Touts Tax Plan: ‘It’s This or the Guillotines.’
LOS ANGELES — In a speech on the campaign trail, Sanders issued an ultimatum to billionaires around the country: “It’s this or...
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116Massive Walk-in Fridge Installed at 10 Downing Street
WESTMINSTER — Following his decisive election victory on Thursday night, Boris Johnson ordered a large refrigerator to be installed in his residence...
