Politics
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405Muslim Delicatessen Criticized for Refusing to Serve Pork and Beer
DES MOINES, IOWA – Fahri Solak, a deli owner originally from Istanbul, received criticism recently for refusing to serve pork and beer...
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103Department of Health and Human Services Blames Losing Track of 1,500 Migrant Children on Tooth Fairy and Own Indifference
WASHINGTON D.C. — A top Department of Health and Human Services official admitted to members of Congress that the agency lost track...
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158NFL to Mandate Bellamy Salute to Flag
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – In a press conference on Wednesday, NFL Commissioner Roger Godell announced that all players will be...
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176Kim Jong Un Pinky Swears Not to Invade South Korea
DEMILITARIZED ZONE, KOREA – Following historic negotiations regarding denuclearization, both leaders of the Korean peninsula have returned to their respective capitals, in...
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331BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West Might be a Bit of a Douchebag
HIDDEN HILLS, CALIFORNIA — In the wake of Kanye West’s avowed support for President Trump, fans are beginning to wonder whether West...
