Politics
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1.3KKanye West Announces He Will Run for Presidency on Pro-Slavery Platform in 2020
CHICAGO, IL — The polarizing provocateur and rapper-turned fashion mogul Kanye West announced that he will look to add another credential to...
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1.1KGOP Questions Relevance of Kavanaugh’s ‘Baby Eating Phase’
WASHINGTON D.C. — Shortly following revelations surrounding Brett Kavanaugh’s alleged sexual assault at age 17, new accusations have emerged regarding him stalking...
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829White House Stockpiles Paper Towels Ahead of Florence
WASHINGTON D.C. — As Florence looms over the Carolina coast, President Trump released a statement on Wednesday, to reassure those in the...
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282Unvaccinated Baby Suffers Midlife Crisis
PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA — Eugene Bevens, a one year old from Silicon Valley, seems to be struggling with his own mortality. His...
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1.2KTrump Aides Panic as ‘Niger’ Repeatedly Appears on Teleprompter
WASHINGTON D.C. – On Tuesday, President Trump gave an update on the investigation into a deadly attack in Niger last fall, during...
