Politics
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339Centrist Convinced that ‘All Extremes are Bad’
MOSCOW, IDAHO — The Midterm Election is upon us, so we at The Millennial Snowflake decided to journey to Idaho, to speak...
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861Kavanaugh to Celebrate SCOTUS Confirmation with Massive Kegger
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation to the Supreme Court, the newly appointed Justice has decided to throw a “totally...
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1.4KKanye West Announces He Will Run for Presidency on Pro-Slavery Platform in 2020
CHICAGO, IL — The polarizing provocateur and rapper-turned fashion mogul Kanye West announced that he will look to add another credential to...
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1.1KGOP Questions Relevance of Kavanaugh’s ‘Baby Eating Phase’
WASHINGTON D.C. — Shortly following revelations surrounding Brett Kavanaugh’s alleged sexual assault at age 17, new accusations have emerged regarding him stalking...
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864White House Stockpiles Paper Towels Ahead of Florence
WASHINGTON D.C. — As Florence looms over the Carolina coast, President Trump released a statement on Wednesday, to reassure those in the...
