Politics
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137TSA Agent Bids Cocaine Smuggler ‘Welcome Aboard’ Amid Govt Shutdown
RONALD REAGAN WASHINGTON NATIONAL AIRPORT — Andrew Harrison, who works for the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), reportedly welcomed a cocaine smuggler aboard...
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174EXCLUSIVE: Inside The Millennial Snowflake’s Russian Troll Factory
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — After a long and contentious Midterm Election season, we here at The Millennial Snowflake have decided to finally provide...
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427Centrist Convinced that ‘All Extremes are Bad’
MOSCOW, IDAHO — The Midterm Election is upon us, so we at The Millennial Snowflake decided to journey to Idaho, to speak...
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993Kavanaugh to Celebrate SCOTUS Confirmation with Massive Kegger
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation to the Supreme Court, the newly appointed Justice has decided to throw a “totally...
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1.5KKanye West Announces He Will Run for Presidency on Pro-Slavery Platform in 2020
CHICAGO, IL — The polarizing provocateur and rapper-turned fashion mogul Kanye West announced that he will look to add another credential to...
