Politics
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2.6KSurvey: 96% of Pro-Life Activists Don’t Care about Children
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – Recently, the Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) conducted a survey, in order to deduce pro-life activists’ opinions on childrearing....
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876OPINION: I Make $100M per Year, and Democratic Socialism is Bad
SCARSDALE, NEW YORK – As a wealthy businessman, who pulled himself up by his bootstraps and a sizable trust fund, I can...
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753Local Man Thinks that People in MAGA Hats Should ‘Keep it to Themselves’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – On his way home from his job as a pharmacist, Christopher Mattis was shocked to find a man...
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574Trump Instructs Cabinet to Order Two Years of Frozen Dinners and ‘Lay Low’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In the past few weeks, protesters have interrupted numerous cabinet members and prominent Republicans during dinner. In response, President...
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2.2KDisgraceful! ‘Progressive’ Ocasio-Cortez Not Listed as Organ Donor
THE BRONX, NEW YORK – Constituents in New York’s 14th District were shocked to learn that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the progressive upstart candidate...
