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932Satirists Struggle to Cover FLOTUS’ Self-Parodying ‘Be Best’ Campaign
WASHINGTON D.C. – Upon witnessing Melania Trump’s speech about her new cyberbullying campaign, satirists all over the country seemed perplexed and dejected....
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906Area Man At Party Trying to Edge Way Into Conversation Circle to Hide Fact He’s Alone and Probably Going to Die That Way
BUCKHEAD, GA — Area man Don Tagliati arrived at a kickback at Al Mata, a long-time friend’s apartment. The gathered party consisted...
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1.1KPolyamorous, Vegan Disappointed By Shortage of Poly-Veg Facebook Groups
Polyamorous vegan Michael Fleming was reportedly extremely disappointed by the shortage of poly-veg Facebook groups. “There have to be more of us...
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1.0KCalifornia Man Requests ‘Religious Exemption’ from Work
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA – Stan Henley, a server at In-N-Out Burger, called into his boss on April 20th, to seek a religious...
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1.2KReport: 90% of Man Scouts Stronger, Mentally Superior to Boy Scouts
A shocking new study proves that the vast majority of man scouts are physically and mentally superior to boy scouts. In fact,...
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967Inspiring! Spiders March Against Arachnophobia
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — “We are SICK AND TIRED of being attacked by humans, for simply being who we are,” an activist spider,...
