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981Report: Relatives Appalled By Family’s Well-intended Christmas Card
Proud mother Jody Corker decided to feature her three beautiful daughters Brittany, Mekayla, and Kinsey on their family Christmas card. Mrs. Corker...
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487Local Lunatic Already Has Christmas Lights Up and It’s Not Even Thanksgiving
Local lunatic Mac “Attack” O’Neill already has his Christmas lights up and it’s not even Thanksgiving. His neighbors reportedly fear for their...
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384Man Holding Assault Rifle in Profile Pic Nothing For General Public to Worry About
Authorities ruled that a man holding an assault rifle in his Facebook profile picture is nothing for the general public to be...
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326Report: 100% of Millennials Prefer Communism…Should We End Them?
According to a shocking new study by The Millennial Snowflake Research Center, 100% of millennials prefer communism over capitalism. For many, this...
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341Trouble in the Land Down Under: New Species of Fanged Koala Cannibalizing Rest of Koala Population
QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA — When Australian wildlife conservationists noticed a steep decline in the koala population, their initial belief was that it was...
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13.8KMillennial Woman Decides Purpose “Being Rather Than Doing Per Se”
SAN DIEGO — Becky Cremlin learned from her horoscope that “one particular secret (she’s) always wondered about — something you’ve never really...
