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9291Trump Supporter Furious His Cousin Can’t Get an Abortion
CANTON, GEORGIA — On Saturday, Allen Edwardson learned that his cousin Jennifer was pregnant. “It was a real shock. She was just...
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849A Brief History and A Glimpse Into The Future of Atlanta
2012: Atlantans pretend to be rich because we are just a bunch of hillbillies who don’t want to admit to a middle...
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651Pathetic Beta Gets A Side of Shame with His Sad Salad
Frequent customers of the salad chain Salad Tosser report that Donathan Jildo, a pathetic beta, ordered a sad salad indicative of a...
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647Uber Driver Has Book In His Head, Doesn’t Know How to Write It, but You Could and He’ll Share The Profits With You!
ATLANTA, GA — After hearing his passenger was an author and experiencing a brief moment of hesitation, Uber driver Tom White told...
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709EXCLUSIVE: Inside The Millennial Snowflake’s Russian Troll Factory
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — After a long and contentious Midterm Election season, we here at The Millennial Snowflake have decided to finally provide...
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1.7KShocking New Study Reveals Face Tattoos Sign of Impulsive Decision-Making
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what many are calling the single most shocking study of the 21st century, Harvard researchers found that people...
