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289Shocking New Study Reveals Face Tattoos Sign of Impulsive Decision-Making
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what many are calling the single most shocking study of the 21st century, Harvard researchers found that people...
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405Terrifying! Man Makes Eye Contact with Fellow Subway Passenger
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — Trevor Ayers, an editor for a local magazine, was headed to work on 42nd Street, when...
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862Kavanaugh to Celebrate SCOTUS Confirmation with Massive Kegger
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation to the Supreme Court, the newly appointed Justice has decided to throw a “totally...
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2.7KSurvey: 96% of Pro-Life Activists Don’t Care about Children
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – Recently, the Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) conducted a survey, in order to deduce pro-life activists’ opinions on childrearing....
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1.6KHow You Can Use This Whole Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse Thing to Justify Your Batshit Crazy Behavior Based On Your Horoscope
Mars is making its closest approach to Earth in 15 years, right as the full moon blushes red in the longest blood...
