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310Report: 90% of Man Scouts Stronger, Mentally Superior to Boy Scouts
A shocking new study proves that the vast majority of man scouts are physically and mentally superior to boy scouts. In fact,...
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318Inspiring! Spiders March Against Arachnophobia
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — “We are SICK AND TIRED of being attacked by humans, for simply being who we are,” an activist spider,...
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467Quiz (For Geniuses Only)
Disclaimer: Don’t feel bad if you don’t pass this super tough quiz for geniuses. A very small percentage of people can be...
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429Topeka Inexplicably Confident It Will Be Home of Amazon’s Second Headquarters
SEATTLE — Topeka Mayor Larry Wolgast excitedly called a meeting with his staff and told them to contact every reporter and news...
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488Elephant In the Room Tired of Being Referred to as “The Elephant in the Room”: I Have a Name and It’s Mike
ATLANTA — On Thursday morning, executives at Maven Marketing & Media had a problem of mammoth proportions on their hands. A disgruntled...
