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180Pathetic Beta Gets A Side of Shame with His Sad Salad
Frequent customers of the salad chain Salad Tosser report that Donathan Jildo, a pathetic beta, ordered a sad salad indicative of a...
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192Uber Driver Has Book In His Head, Doesn’t Know How to Write It, but You Could and He’ll Share The Profits With You!
ATLANTA, GA — After hearing his passenger was an author and experiencing a brief moment of hesitation, Uber driver Tom White told...
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228EXCLUSIVE: Inside The Millennial Snowflake’s Russian Troll Factory
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — After a long and contentious Midterm Election season, we here at The Millennial Snowflake have decided to finally provide...
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693Shocking New Study Reveals Face Tattoos Sign of Impulsive Decision-Making
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what many are calling the single most shocking study of the 21st century, Harvard researchers found that people...
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899Terrifying! Man Makes Eye Contact with Fellow Subway Passenger
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — Trevor Ayers, an editor for a local magazine, was headed to work on 42nd Street, when...
