Entertainment
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6294/10 Americans Still Waiting on Ashton Kutcher to Let the Nation Know It’s Been Punk’d
ATLANTA — A recent poll conducted by The Millennial Snowflake showed that roughly 40% of Americans are still waiting on Ashton Kutcher...
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865Kim Kardashian Takes Mirror Selfie With Lines of Sugar That Were Totally Not Cocaine on Counter Behind Her
LOS ANGELES — Twitter erupted with controversy as a number of users noticed two white lines of a powdery substance. Many were...
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634Virgin Foils Own Plot To Get Laid At DragonCon
MARIETTA, GA — Kal Ender created an elaborate plan to have sexual intercourse at DragonCon 2017. The twenty-seven year old has been...
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587Two Men Brawl Over Pronunciation of “Pecan” at Toby Keith Concert
MACON, GA — Between songs “Proud to Be an American” and “Wacky Tobaccy,” a brawl broke at a Toby Keith concert. According...
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464Self-Proclaimed Nice Guy Daniel James Laments that He Always gets “Friendzoned” but He’s Actually just Really Boring
ATLANTA — At 11:37 Saturday night, local man Daniel James bemoaned in his Facebook status that “Girls don’t actually want nice guys.”...
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493Katy Perry Lets Paul McCartney Play On Upcoming Album To Help The Up-and-Comer Get His Career Going
Three years ago, Kanye West gave up-and-comer Paul McCartney a chance to play on his hit single Only One. McCartney gained some...
