Entertainment
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727Redhead Banned for Life from Sperm Bank
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – Eugene O’Brien, a twenty eight year old Columbia University graduate and prominent lawyer, has been banned...
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943Prince’s Bluegrass Album Set for Posthumous Release
MINNEAPOLIS — After the great musician’s death in 2016, a number of his projects were released posthumously, including a greatest hits album...
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655Brad Pitt Forms Bloodthirsty Cult to Prepare for Manson Role
DEATH VALLEY, CALIFORNIA – After receiving the role of Manson in Quentin Tarantino’s newest film about the infamous cult leader, Brad Pitt...
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952Local Conspiracy Theorist Insists on Paying Tab with Bitcoin
PORTLAND, OREGON – Katarina McCormick, waitress at Portland’s City Slate Diner, was rather perturbed when a hipster simply refused to pay with...
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674Chinese Censors Ban Winnie The Pooh Over Hidden Episode
BEIJING, CHINA – Recently, Chinese censors have decided to ban the popular children’s classic, “Winnie The Pooh,” from all internet and televised...
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748Pepsi Revamping Kendall Jenner Ad With Black Girl Instead
PURCHASE, NY — Pepsi pulled an ad featuring Kendall Jenner, in which she hands one of the soft drinks to police officers...
