Entertainment
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406Brad Pitt Forms Bloodthirsty Cult to Prepare for Manson Role
DEATH VALLEY, CALIFORNIA – After receiving the role of Manson in Quentin Tarantino’s newest film about the infamous cult leader, Brad Pitt...
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713Local Conspiracy Theorist Insists on Paying Tab with Bitcoin
PORTLAND, OREGON – Katarina McCormick, waitress at Portland’s City Slate Diner, was rather perturbed when a hipster simply refused to pay with...
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370Chinese Censors Ban Winnie The Pooh Over Hidden Episode
BEIJING, CHINA – Recently, Chinese censors have decided to ban the popular children’s classic, “Winnie The Pooh,” from all internet and televised...
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455Pepsi Revamping Kendall Jenner Ad With Black Girl Instead
PURCHASE, NY — Pepsi pulled an ad featuring Kendall Jenner, in which she hands one of the soft drinks to police officers...
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5574/10 Americans Still Waiting on Ashton Kutcher to Let the Nation Know It’s Been Punk’d
ATLANTA — A recent poll conducted by The Millennial Snowflake showed that roughly 40% of Americans are still waiting on Ashton Kutcher...
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766Kim Kardashian Takes Mirror Selfie With Lines of Sugar That Were Totally Not Cocaine on Counter Behind Her
LOS ANGELES — Twitter erupted with controversy as a number of users noticed two white lines of a powdery substance. Many were...
