Entertainment
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784Guy on Xbox Live Totally Had Sex with Opponent’s Mom
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON – As a grenade decimated his character during a Team Deathmatch on Call of Duty: Black Ops III, Charlie Watkins...
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3.4KTomi Lahren Briefly Considered Career in Porn, Realized Being Commentator ‘Less Demanding’
DALLAS — Ring-wing political mouthpiece Tomi Lahren planted herself once again in the center of a storm of controversy. Just a few...
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47399% of Men Think Cosmo is Really Overcomplicating Sex: ‘We’re as Dumb and Horny as You Think’
MANHATTAN — In a shocking new study, the Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) found that 99% of men believe that the fashion...
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756LA Times Food Critic Jonathan Gold Dishes Out His Dirty Secret for Judging Restaurants
LOS ANGELES — The iconic food critic and LA Times regular Jonathan Gold rose to stardom in the mid-80’s as he honed...
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1.9KMusician Completes Magnum Opus with Help from Vuvuzela Orchestra
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – Edward Moser II, an avant-garde composer and Juilliard graduate, has completed his masterpiece after three years...
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820Lonely Kim Jong-un Disheartened; OkCupid Bans Profile Wrongly Assuming It’s Fake
PYONGYANG — A lonely Kim Jong-un bemoaned to head DPRK officials that OkCupid banned yet another one of his profiles, once again...
