Business
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755Leather-Clad, Shotgun Wielding Jeff Bezos Terminates Rogue Amazon Delivery Android
A leather-clad, shotgun wielding Jeff Bezos chased a rogue and fully sentient Amazon delivery android through his Seattle headquarters. The delivery android...
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2.1KJeff Bezos Announces Amazon’s New Lifetime Anticipatory Shipping
SEATTLE — Earlier this year, Amazon filed a patent for predictive shipping, which would allow the online shipping juggernaut to move products...
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678His Romper, Your Girl: Why You Might Not Be the Only One Romping Around in Her Bedroom
Men’s rompers took the internet by storm earlier this year, becoming the viral fashion sensation of 2017. Initially, the romper was seen...
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5.5KTrump Saddened Hurricane Harvey Delays Construction of Houston Trump Hotel
HOUSTON — Donald Trump and First Lady Melania visited Houston to witness firsthand the devastation Hurricane Harvey inflicted on the fourth most...
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539English Major Writes Beautifully Crafted Letter Declaring Bankruptcy
Alexandria Hammond, recent graduate of the University of Georgia, has written an absolutely breathtaking piece in which she declares Chapter 13 bankruptcy....
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377Heartwarming! New England Patriots Being Renamed The New England Kaepernicks
Foxborough, MA — ‘Wild’ Bill Belichick and Good Ol’ Bobby Kraft stunned reporters Thursday afternoon as they announced that the New England...
