Business
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942Report: Wearing Velcro Shoes May Hurt Your Credibility at Work
ATLANTA — According to a recent study you should reconsider following the newest trend of wearing Velcro shoes into work. Researchers at...
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1.1KWhy Aren’t Millennials Buying Yachts?
Experts at The Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC) are studying the puzzling question as to why millennials aren’t buying yachts at the...
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692Amazon Vows to Only Send User Purchasing Habits to Government Upon Request from Now On
SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos vowed that the online shipping juggernaut would only hand over its users’ purchasing habits to the...
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1.5KAre Millennials Ruining the Funeral Industry or Was It Already a Dying Business?
ATLANTA — According to experts at the Millennial Snowflake Research Center (MSRC), the funeral industry is dying and millennials may be the...
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942United Airlines Defends Decision to Euthanize Elderly Passenger Suffering from Stroke
CHICAGO — It’s been a rough year for United Airlines. After a string of PR nightmares that includes killing a rare continental...
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1.2KLA Times Food Critic Jonathan Gold Dishes Out His Dirty Secret for Judging Restaurants
LOS ANGELES — The iconic food critic and LA Times regular Jonathan Gold rose to stardom in the mid-80’s as he honed...
