Business
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403Struggling to Hire in Tightening Job Market, Companies Relaxing Drug Policies; Chaz Thinks This Is A Dope Idea
Employers are finding it difficult to hire workers in the tightening U.S. job market. The greater legality of marijuana is causing many...
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775Doritos Reveals Extra Tough, Crunchier, Sweat-Resistant Chips For Men
The product development team at Doritos is at it again. First, they created chips for ladies, designed to be less crunchy for...
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893United Airlines Now Offering In-Flight Tranquilizers Whether You Like it or Not
CHICAGO — According to sources in the commercial aviation sector, United Airlines will begin offering in-flight tranquilizers administered by their flight attendants...
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604Topeka Inexplicably Confident It Will Be Home of Amazon’s Second Headquarters
SEATTLE — Topeka Mayor Larry Wolgast excitedly called a meeting with his staff and told them to contact every reporter and news...
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1.1KH&M Fires Logan Paul From Lucrative Consulting Gig After His “Monkey Hoodie” Idea Receives Enormous Backlash
The international retail chain H&M has received enormous backlash since the company ran an ad featuring a black child wearing a sweatshirt...
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3.4KNew iOS Update Eliminates Voicemail Feature Because Millennials Don’t Leave Any
Apple will issue an iOS update that will eliminate the voicemail feature from the iPhone, citing the fact that millennials do not...
