HIDDEN HILLS, CALIFORNIA — In the wake of Kanye West’s avowed support for President Trump, fans are beginning to wonder whether West might actually be sort of a contemptible piece of shit.
“I can’t believe he would do this. I had absolutely no idea that Yeezy could be so unlikeable! How could anyone have foreseen this?!” Lauren Smith, a lifelong fan of West, told The Millennial Snowflake.
“I mean, when he interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech during the VMAs, I thought: ‘Hey, this guy ain’t so bad,’ but supporting TRUMP? I can’t even!” Natalie DuPont, another fan of Yeezus, told us in an exclusive interview.
Meanwhile, conservatives are quickly jumping onboard the Yeezy Train.
“I used to think that rap music was just for cop-killing thugs; I had no idea it could speak to me, too!” Cletus Johnson told us, as he spit his tobacco into a red plastic cup. “In a way, it makes sense. Kanye and I have a lot in common. He grew up on the mean streets of Atlanta and Chicago, while I spat at hoodlums living in the inner-city!”
When reached for comment, a spokesperson for Kanye West was quoted as saying, “Hey, Millennial Snowflake! I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but The Onion is the best satire outlet OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.”