Posts By Connor Garrett
-
1.5KPoliticsAn Ed Hardy-wearing Joe Biden Tells “Babyback B***h” Trump to Meet Him on White House South Lawn
Followed by a cloud of Axe cologne, an Ed Hardy-wearing Joe Biden swaggered over to the White House South Lawn to “throw...
-
1.4KBusinessJeff Bezos Breaks Into Abandoned Toys R Us, Tells Ghost Story of The Boy Whose Parents Wouldn’t Get Him A Toy But Now He Can Buy The World
The iconic toy seller Toys R Us will close down all 800 locations throughout the U.S. after plunging roughly $5 billion dollars...
-
1.0KTop StoryReport: 8/10 Americans More Certain They’ve Got A Wee Bit of Irish In ‘Em As St. Patty’s Day Approaches
In a recent questionnaire sent out by Ancestry.com, 8/10 Americans surveyed claimed they have a wee bit of Irish in their ancestry....
-
1.0KScience & TechnologyOh, Yessssss! New Species of Kinky Snake Likes Being Stepped On
FORKS, WASHINGTON — Researchers discovered a new species of snake aptly named the “kinky” snake for its instinct to slither into position...
-
873BusinessStruggling to Hire in Tightening Job Market, Companies Relaxing Drug Policies; Chaz Thinks This Is A Dope Idea
Employers are finding it difficult to hire workers in the tightening U.S. job market. The greater legality of marijuana is causing many...
-
1.5KPoliticsBetter Late Than Never: Trump Family Welcomes Presidential Pet Vlad the Vulture
There was something noticeably absent from the Trump White House and many took it as a direct reflection of the Presidential Family....
