Posts By Connor Garrett
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156BusinessI Have A Billion Dollar App Idea But Before I Tell You What It Is I Need You To Sign This NDA
I have a billion dollar app idea. But I’m going to need you to sign this non-disclosure agreement before I tell you...
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261Science & TechnologyReport: Stoner Uses Self As Test Subject for Possibility of Overdosing on Marijuana; Very High and Hungry But Still Alive
DENVER, CO — At 4:20 pm on April 20th, Chaz Dicky used himself as a test subject for the possibility of overdosing on...
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232BusinessStudy: Starbucks More Addictive Than Marijuana; Without it Users “Can’t Even”
A recently published study determined that Starbucks is more addictive than marijuana. In another strong case for the legalization of marijuana, researchers...
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773BusinessMark Zuckerberg Tearfully Admits Only Reason Facebook Collected Data Was So He Could “Learn to Think Like a Human”
WASHINGTON — A tearful Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook’s embattled CEO, apologized in his testimony to the House Energy and Commerce Committee Wednesday for...
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313LocalReport: 90% of Man Scouts Stronger, Mentally Superior to Boy Scouts
A shocking new study proves that the vast majority of man scouts are physically and mentally superior to boy scouts. In fact,...
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1.3KPoliticsWar On Easter: Crazed Liberals Take Easter Bunny Hostage
The United States of America, a country that’s overwhelmingly Christian, is engaged in spiritual warfare. Its people are under attack — by...
